CAMPUS CHONK (UNISEX)
Each year thousands of campus squirrels are left to fend for themselves once school is out. All year they feast on pizza crusts, muffins, doughnuts, and fries.
Then, overnight, that food source is taken away. Depression hits along with weight loss and the yearning for a slice of deep dish tossed out of a dorm room window.
Fear not little nut smuggler, school is back soon! It's time to Chonk Up! We know you're the real Mascot. You'll be putting on those winter pounds in no time.
This begs the question... which campus has the Chonkiest Chonk?
Super soft heathered tri-blend poly/cotton/rayon (50/25/25) tee.
Designed in Michigan by The Mitten State.
Assembled in USA.